Mustered Factory

So yesterday I woke up, it was like every other day, I was bored, dreading the fact I had to go to school, and cooking breakfast. Anyways, I was getting ready to put some mustered on my donut ( yes mustered on donuts, don't knock till you try it) and it was a new bottle. I had to take off the little plastic thing under the cap, and there it was! A LIVE COCKROACH INSIDE THE BOTTLE!!! I was like WTF!!! So I grabbed the bottle and the phone and called the 1-800 number and this french guy answered. He was all like " we we we, shok rey blu, im a stinky french guy, we we we." So I hung up and tryed it again and again and finally realized that number they put on the bottle was a fake. I want to the store and looked at another bottle and the number was the same. So I'm asking you to give me any info about the mustered factory, because I want to sue them for about $254,564,237,295,472,000,000,040.57. If can give my any info leading to the mustered factor then I am willing to give you $39.