Pants Of Death

PANTS:just when you thought you were safe.------------------------------
My friend bought me a pair of pants the other day. She got them a the salvation army. They seemed like a good deal at the time but little did I know they were actualy....KILLER PANTS OF DEATH!I was wearing them just like any other person would.....thats around my waist. Standing around a saw a couple of cool guys a few feet away. trying to look cool I slip my thumb around the inside waist of my new pants. That was when it happened. I cut my damn thumb on a staple! a STAPLE! why would they put a staple in my pants?! At one point it was used to hold the 4.99 lable but aparently i didnt remove it all the way. Why do they need to use staples? Why not tape? Or glue? Or a goddamn paper clip. Even a paperclip would be better than a staple. Are they TRYING to hurt people? What if it had been my underwear? I could have had to go the emergency room! Or worse! If they really want to hurt people why not atach the price with razor blades? What about molten steel? or better yet lava! They should atach a homing beakon on the pants so as soon as you remove the lable and put the pants on a giant homing missile comes hurtling from space and blows you to peices. Why dont they give the lable to an asian gang to hold infront of the pants waiting to kill with a knife and then hide your body in a near by dumpster you when you take it off? Now i am afraid to put the pants on. What if the lable guy missed the lable the first could times and put even more stables in my pants? I could die! This is a warning to everyone that wears pants...BE CAREFUL! you may be the next to fall victm to a staple. and because of a comment im am telling you that I got this from http://www.pie24.blogspot.com/ check it out