Annoying Shower Songs

ANNOYING SHOWER SONGS
(Sing to the tune of the " star-spangaled banner")
The Bottle Of Drano

Oh, say do you know

why the water won't go

down the drain as it should

this is really depressing.

whose long hair and old soap

have created this mess?

who has forcer me to stand

in this pool of grossness

Ew!!!!, the water is gray,

what's in there I can't say.

it could be soap scum

or a danddruff toupee.

oh, say dose that bottle of draino still pour

git me out of this muck - I can't take it anymore

12 Foot Tall Elfes

I would like to tell you another story. OK here it goes. There I was in the candean outbacks stuck fighting a pile of 12 feet tall elfes with nothing but a spork. first I throw it at an elfes eye ball and that was the end of the frist elfe and my only weapon. good thing it happend to be a leep year or I don't know what would happen. now your probable wundering why I am so wierd or how it could be an elfe if it was 12 feet tall. I will tell you if you tell 11 people about my site or just 2. as soon as I get a comment from someone other then pielord I will tell you and I will write another song and it will be way better then the first one

How To Eat Donuts

HOMER SIMPSON said to eat a lot more DONUTS and never I repeat nerer ever eat discusting pie :-( :-( :-( DONUTS ARE GREAT

Pink Boxes

URGENT
MESIGE
FROM: DONUTSLORD

Pink boxes always mean great things because a dozen donuts!!!!!!!!!! come in a pink box

Evil Gym Teather

I would like to tell you a story, a story not about donuts but a story about school. Now don't turn away I think you will like this. Well here it goes, my gym teather is actully an evil radio active mutent alien named Bob. His plan is to take over the world, and that is not that bad if he gets rid of school. He also has some compation pielord is all read the ruler. The way that I fit in to this is because I plan to take out Bob and pielord, anywase Bob and his band of mutent ailen bananas are trying to capture and then brianwash anyone they can. So be alert; watch your back' never trust bananas, and MOST IMPORTLY EAT A LOT OF DONUTS "cough again" not pie. another thing that I would like to tell you is that spending an extended time in female contact can be mentaly disterbing and physicy confusing

The Hammer Song

I am donutslord. I am in constint battle with pielord (pie24.blogspot.com). He thinks that pie is a better pastry then DONUTS!!!!!! I think not. Please comment on who you think is better "cough" donutslord!!

I have made up a song that you have to see or you will be punised WAHAHAHAHHA and here it goes

If I had A hammer
I would hit pielord
and steel his pie
And then smash it with a hammer
and then hit him again

THE END